The Coodabeen Champions Competition
Round Ten:
Something to Play for
Have a look at Stan Alves' new book and suggest an Author, Title and Blurb for a similar footy book.
From: shag@alphalink.com.au
Date: Sun Jun 02, 2002 07:10:24 PM Australia/Sydney
Hi Simon,
Thanks for the mention last week, from here on I will be now known as "shag", not Anthony Edmonds.
Here are a few books & titles that you will not necessarily find on the best sellers list, but are still worth a read:
1. 'Gourmet Delights', by Peter Filandia
This soon to be released 24 page recipe book includes some of Peter's own personal favourites, such as: Meatballs, chicken balls, pork balls, rabbit balls, and quail balls.
Favourite quote "I'm so hungry I could eat the balls off a low-flying duck" - up until 3 weeks ago we thought he was only joking!
2. 'A Butchers Guide to the Ingerlish Language', By Doug Hawkins
This 7 page educational work is up there with the best reference books in history.
3. 'The 3-step Guide to Performing Brain Surgery', by Warwick Capper
This epic 4 page pictorial leaflet has no words, only pictures and numbers. It gives us a rare insight to the genius that is Warwick Capper. Should easily out-sell his previous best-selling books: "Rocket Science Made Easy", and "The Complete Works of Albert Einstein".
4. 'A Users Guide To Tree Surgery', by Tony Shaw
Brings together his horticultural background with first-hand experience.Quote: "Take a long run-up and brace yourself".
5. 'How to Win Friends & Influence People Volume 3", By Sam Newman
364 pages, the Twelfth in this 44-part series is a work in progress. Following the success of his ongoing bagging of his former club, Geelong, this latest edition features a foreward by Peter 'Crackers' Keenan about earning the respect of your peers.
Highlights: a chapter from guest author Wayne Carey on 'A Gentleman's Guide to Football Club Harmony'. A great chapter titled 'Weddings, Plumbers, Anything..' is particularly worthy of a read.
6. 'How to Win Games & Influence Results', by Hansie Cronje.
Foreward by Shane Warne & Mark Waugh
(Sorry about the distasteful timing of this one, but I thought of it before the event)
7. 'I did It My Way...and So Should You!', by Dermott Brereton
In this 115 page work, Dermott tells us all about Dermott, and the highlight is the 42,868 times the word "I" appears...in the first chapter.
Thanks,
Shag (formerly known as Anthony Edmonds)
From: LockiePatrick@aol.com
Date: Sun, 02 Jun 2002 07:27:11 -0400 (EDT)
Dear Simon,
Forget Stephen Bradbury, Gerald Ford and the 1990 Collingwood team. Here I cringe, labelled by my few remaining friends as an undeserving winner. My children laugh and point when I enter the room. The house is on the market, the phone number now silent. My wife now taunts me with shouts of "Ringo" as she reckons he wasn't as lucky to join the Beatles as I was to win last week with an entry "full of crap".She says she wouldn't be seen dead at the Grand Final sitting next to me.
Its all very well, and a good thing too, to ignore the whingeing of Bob the Yank, Stewart McArthur and the rest when they dont win every week. Was it my Irish Catholic background? Is it because I live in Geelong?How could you?
Yours
Pat Lockie
PS If I win the grand final weekend can I get two single rooms and can the seats be in opposite stands?
From: Cheryl Harvey
Warwick Cappa's unauthorised autobiography "My Left foot".
Excerpt from the Edelstein days chapter:
On this day in the 80's I returned from a hard day at training. Using my trusty left foot I gained entrance to the Edelsteins humble 53 bedroom mansion and greeted the Lord and Lady of the house.
Having already put down a deposit on my own large estate, it was rather annoying to find that Leanne had rennovated to make hers bigger!
Cheryl Harvey
From: Peter and Julieanne Rhodes
'Out of Line' - Wayne Harmes
as told to Jim Mann
'For whom the siren tolls' - Kerry Good
as told to Ken Piece
'Eddie - Humble servant of the game'
as told to Eddie McGuire
Julieanne Douglas
From: David
"HUNGRY FOR VENGENCE"
*Possession is nine tenths of the law*
From master-mind to master mongrel, the new Kevin
Bartlett biography has it all. This insider tale comes
from a time when drinking and driving was a training
drill down at Punt Road. Kev writes like he played, he
gives nothing away. In chapter 7 "I did it first" read
how the little bloke recounts the time he invented
Aerobics over 4 consecutive week-ends in the forward
pocket at the MCG.
His hatred for Carlton is evident when, in chapter 11
he describes a hilarious incident involving a donkey,
a fire hose and Matty Lappin.
The final chapter "Ya done me wrong", gives an insight
into the great mans' character when he reveals the
pain of not being given sole ownership of the Richmond
Football Club.
Well worth the 29c purchase price.
*********************
"KING OF THE MOUNTAIN-MOUNT OF THE KING"
Wayne Carey and Kelli Stevens give a gripping and
intimate account of the ins, outs, ups, and downs of
the Australian All Ordinaries index.
*********************
"Before I Die"
A true classic in the spirit of fantasy. Matthew
Richardson takes us on a journey of dreams and magic
in this fable of good over evil. See our hero do
battle with the deadly "Hammy Dragon". Feel his
frustration when he is immersed in the clutches of
those demonic defenders of the Woods "Taggs and the
Smotherer". And share his sadness when, once again,
the white fairy fails to rescue him. Don't miss the
thrilling final encounter in this saga when, after 21
rounds, our man comes face to face with his Nemisis,
"Groino".
Reviews submitted by David Melville
From: Greg & Sue Hoysted
Simon,
Greg and Sue (too discouraged to think of a semi-witty label this week)
Hoysted
From: paul prole
Unbelievable! By Lillian Frank.
Lillian Speaks candidly about her time as the Saint's No.1 female ticket holder and the day it all ended.
"I was so confused! I remember opening the plain brown paper envelope that had been slipped under my door. There was a picture of Elle McPherson in a St.Kilda jumper with a note stating she was the new female No.1 at Moorabin. I rang Molly straight away. He insisted he had nothing to do with it and assured me he wasn't interested in that side of things at the club. I believe Molly, he's a man's man!
Some of my girlfriends at the Angels told me it was player led. I can't believe that! Why would they do it? What's the motivation?
Let me tell you, I know exactly how Stan feels!"
Regards,
Paul Prole
From: stuart mcarthur
Title: Ill get over it, eh? who's laughing now?
Title: My days at North Melbourne
Title: My drinking Brother Jack
Regards,
Stuart McArthur
Also, as a spoilt 3AW listener, forced to listen to 3LO for the Tiges last Saturday, I missed out on the superior flood of information 'Õve come to expect from 3AW's calls. Can you help? namely did Mister's kennel cough improve over the week, and what's the deal with Sam and Greg Numa are they still talking or what?
From: steven notarianni
Book title: "Old and Slow"
Blurb: "Whilst the recruiting staff at most AFL clubs frenetically scour the countryside year after year in an attempt to identify the best young talent around, not so those at the Carlton Football Club. Since their premiership season of 1995 the Blues have embarked on a recruiting strategy based around trading draft choices in order to entice to Optus Oval players tried at other AfL clubs and who are renowned for their inconsistency, inability to perform in pressure situations and who clearly lack a yard in pace. This is the amazing story of how this policy was formulated, implemented and has now ultimately delivered to the once proud Blues the first wooden spoon in their history."
Includes excerpts of interviews with Michael Mansfield, Stephen O'Reilly, Corey McKernan, Mick McGuane and Trent Hotton.
From: trish.elliott@parliament.vic.gov.au
There is a new book out called:-
THE HOLY QUADRINITY - Father, Son, Holy Ghost and Ablett
Written by Gary Ablett
Description:
Gary Ablett played for Geelong and was legendary. His supreme ability on the
football ground has never been questioned by followers of the game. In this
book Gary talks about his title of God, and his anointed
position..........................
Good reading,
From: Mark Farrelly
Dear Simon,
My entry for this week's competition - footy book :
Cheers,
Mark Farrelly
Date: Tue, 04 Jun 2002 15:12:32 +1000
Being a die hard Kangaroo
supporter completing this entry was very much like therapy, as up until now
Kangaroos supporters have not had a means to vent there anger. Thank you
Title: WHAT DO I DO NOW
Author: WAYNE CAREY
Binding: PPR ISBN: 1863503978 Price: A$119.95
(I need to make money somehow)
Pub Date: June 1, 2003 Subject: *Australian Biography*
Imprint: Format: Extent: All the way
Stock: Avl Status: Soon to bedivorced
Description:
Wayne Carey resigned in controversial circumstances as captain of the
North Melbourne Football Club (kangaroos) before the 2002 AFL season. His story
is much more than a book about country boy who didn't know when to stop. It is
the real story of a truly simple man who enjoyed the little things in life (as
long as were sligthly larger than a hand full). Wayne talks straight from the
heart about how he didn't think anthony would mind and how surprised he was to
be caught in such a inconspicuous location.
Author Details:
Guernsey Number: 18
Height 192cm
Weight: 97kg
Recruited From: Wagga (NSW)/North Adelaide (SA)
Debut: 1989
Date of Birth: 27 May 1971
Other Information:
Not worth any further description
Yours sincerely,
Clifford Lobb
Date: Tue, 04 Jun 2002 04:25:39 +1000
Travel
Melbourne Night Spots by Brendan Fevola - particularly good for
students.
Australian Driving Holidays by Royce Vardy - includes safety tips from
Tigers' sponsor the TAC.
June Holidays a Collingwood Football Club publication.
Adjusting to Life Outside of Perth by John Worsfold.
Short Stories
A Conversation with Simon Prestigiacomo - I did say short stories
Oral Communication 1 by Mick Martyn
Carlton's Highlights of 2002 by their supporters (who wish to remain
anonymous)
Lifestyle
Peaceful Conflict Resolution by Barry Hall
Juggling Career and Family Life by Eddie McGuire
Dealing with Retirement by Tony Lockett - Includes chapters on hair
loss, weight problems and financial realities.
Quick and Easy Meals for the Modern Footballer by Peter Filandia
Men (in white) are From Mars, I Part Own Doreimus by Kevin Sheedy
Politics
The Little Red Book: The Thoughts of Chairman Mick by Mick Malthouse -
includes famous quotations such as "The Ox is slow
but the Earth is patient" and "He who risks the death of a
thousand cuts dares to unhorse the Emperor". Book is red
so Eddie could get a 'Fly Emirates' symbol on it.
The Communist Manifesto by Ross Oakley - Discusses society's ills and
describes how an equalisation of football will lead to a
paradise of 16 clubs on 11 wins each by Round 22. However
some are more equal than others (refer Sydney, Brisbane)
The Dismissal by Kelvin Templeton (foreword by Bruce Matthieson)
Fiction
We're Still a Chance: The StKilda Story (and Other Myths)
Moving On: Embracing Change by John Elliot
Entry sent by Rob from Frankston.
From: LockiePatrick@aol.com
Dear Simon,
This is my entry, and the previous letter is to go into the separate whingeing section, as proposed last week.
Thomas Hafey has agreed to write a loosely autobiographical novel called "Home and Away from Kardinia Park",about a struggling country football team . I
List of Characters, in order of appearance:
The plot is based on Billy's and Bobby's efforts to get Ronnie and Gazza to finish school, away from the influence of Sam. At the same time they try to sell off Leigh to the highest bidder. They suspect he is about to clear off to the neighbouring club, the Blackheads. Meanwhile, at the doughnut van,Polly has run out of jam, and the machine for making the holes has broken, causing him to plunge deeper into despair.
In the football department, Tom is frustrated, as the boys, especially Ronnie and Gazza, keep kickin' it short and goin' indirect.
It is expected that the novel will be quickly sold for movie rights.
Pat Lockie
From: Default User
What I'd really really like is for GOD to update the BIBLE.
I know it's a big job and Gary's been rather busy, so perhaps he could
tackle something smaller like "The Seven Bad Habits of Highly Effective
Footballers". There are lots of old players that could help Gary out
(e.g. Des Tuddenham who hasn't been mentioned yet in many competition
entries this year). I'm sure this generation of supremely dedicated
players would benefit from a book of inspiring yarns about the good old
days when interesting lives could be had outside football.
If that's still too much for Gary - how about "Names for Baby?"
Jane Harris
From: Cheryl Critchley
Mill's and Boon's latest offering: FORBIDDEN LOVE
(with pic of Fabio - of "I can't believe it's not butter" fame - on the
cover wearing a footy jumper).
My hand quivered as he touched it softly, surely. We gazed lovingly
into each other's eyes, so in love but yet so frustrated that we were
forbidden from telling the world. His luscious, full lips moved slowly
towards mine, my body trembling in anticipation. We were finally about
to confirm our undying and all-consuming love for each other when ...
"EDDIE, NATHAN, CAN YOU GUYS GET YER BUMS OUT HERE, THE PARTY PIES ARE
READY." Foiled again!
Go Tigers,
From: paul russo
Dear Simon, here we go again -Faction 3366
UPCOMING BOOKS :
1. YEAH/NO- CONTRADICTIONS OF A COACH by Danny Frawley
Danny regales us with tales about how he copes with selection
difficulties. Matty Knights "Am I playing this week coach ?". Danny
"Yeah/no".
In a frank chapter we listen to an exchange between coach and runner - Dale
Weightman "Shall we take Richo off" Danny "Yeah/no".
When asked about the quality of his book Danny says "Yeah/no - its triffic".
2. GIVEN THE BOOT -Forlorn tales from sacked bootstudders
At the end of every footy season 16 bootstudders await those fateful words
from the club President "Its not just the coach- we will be reviewing every
position at the club from the bootstudder up".
On North's 1996 premiership, Dennis Pagan attributes the victory to the
sacking of the bootstudder the previous year. Pagan states "When Micky
Martyn slipped in that 95 prelim and Ablett sunk us I knew we only had to
make a subtle change to our outfit."
Says ex-Hawk bootstudder "Huddo still blames me for missing the 151 from
the 71 Grand".
Says ex-blues studder "Jerka Jenkins still blames me for stop marks in his
back.
From Faction 3366 (Paul Russo/John Clements)
From: Thomas Munro
How to run a football club by: Graham Richardson
The book that I want to be rediscovered is the
collection of notes compiled by Graham Richardson.
They were simply entitled, How to run a football
club. These notes formed the basis of the
administration of the Richmond Football Club from 1964
until were lost sometime in 1982.
Richardsons notes contained many valuable tips such
as, If your coach gets you to the finals - dont
sack him - hes a good man. (It would appear that the
St Kilda Football Club lost some similar notes,
although Richmond has trumped the Saints by sacking
two coaches who successfully got them to the finals.)
When you recruit - recruit wisely - most of all dont
forget the midfield. Graham Richardson goes on to
explain: It is good to have a lot of tall key position
players, but if you have forgotten to get a midfield,
the ball wont get down to the forward line and your
centre half forward and full forward, will spend most
of their time standing around gesturing in a futile
way towards their team mates. This gesturing is a
rather pathetic attempt to ask the gods for the ball
to come their way. It of course never works as the
gods do not exist. Naturally if you forget to recruit
a midfield it is probably prudent to pay a lot for one
of the best defenders in the league as he will see a
lot of the ball.
When negotiate contracts with players, dont get all
excited. Rather count to 100 and try to work out if
they are worth the money.? If you suddenly decide to
pay a player $400,000 based largely on Rex Hunt giving
him an amusing nick name, just keep in mind that you
will never be able to get rid of him and you will
never have the money to pay players who have a bit of
talent course yourve given it to him.
When you enter sponsorship deals, think carefully.
Just keep in mind that if you have Tetely as a sponsor
your players will always be known as the Tea Bags. If
you are sponsored by an organisation which is
combating deaths caused by alcohol on the roads it can
lead you to having to ban important players in key
games. It might also prevent you picking up players
like Matty Lapin, Brendon Fevola and Peter Everitt.
Tom Munro
(If I win, I solemnly promise to donate any winnings
to Mother Theresa.)
Sharon
Simon
ANGUS & ROBERTSON NEW RELEASES
Grooming future champions (for other clubs) Mick Turner, Geelong Falcons Manager
Bayside Discotheques Bottle-blonde Saints & Warnie
We wish we were ruckmen Paul Callery & Libba
Flying High, and other footy trip fables R Groenewegen
Kicking to position Graeme Allan
Big John from Leopold
From: Bob Crain
Dear Simon,
BY Former AAA Kangaroo Premiership Player and Current Sydney Swans Coach
BRETT "FRUITY " ALLISON
Catchy title isn't it?A quick review of some of the chapters will, I'm sure, grab your attention as a parent just as it did mine.
1.NICKNAMES - What Are They and Why Use Them (or When George Doesn't Work)
2. EARLY DEVELOPMENT - (or If You Don't Want Your Son Called "Pee Wee" in the Big Leagues, Don't Call Him "Pee Wee" in the Under 7's)
3. PICKING THE PROPER NICKNAME FOR YOUR CHILD - (or Matching a Nickname With the Sport You Intend to Force Your Child Into)
4. HOW TO USE PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES IN PICKING A NICKNAME - (or Should Your Tall, Skinny, Carrot-Topped Kid Be Called "Black Widow")
6. NICKNAME USE AND EMPHISIS FOR COACHES- (or When "Bonehead" Should or Should Not be Applied in Training)
7. PICK NICKNAMES CAREFULLY KIDS WILL FOOL YOU - Especially for Parents and Coaches of Multi-Skilled Youngsters (or "Chucker" Good For Footy Hard to Get Around in Cricket)
9. ANIMAL NAMES AND HOW TO APPLY THEM - (or A"Cat" Has Nine Lives Buta "Leopard" Can't Change His Spots)
10. THE REX HUNT PHENOMONA- (or If You Leave It This Long You Could Be Sorry)
12. MARKETING YOUR NICKNAME - (or IsThere Life After Sport)
APPENDIX - LIST OF NICKNAMES PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE (or Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones But a Good Nickname Will Always Come in Handy)
FORWARD BY - GURU BOB
Hope you get a chance to read it!
Regards
From: D Long
DEAR SIMON,
Now the book.
Title = Sacked MY WAY
Blurb from the yet unnamed hero:
My early career as a high flier curtailed by injury
The glamorous women in my life - no names here; buy the book!
Landing the top job at (arguably) the top club in the land
The plot to depose me some say it was political, but with the vote tied, I still had the casting vote but I spoil the party by sacking myself.
Later life quietly vanishing and not becoming a nuisance to my beloved club (unlike my successor)
And the man himself!
John Gorton!
Doug Long
Richard Hall
Packed Coach
By Jeff Farmer
Cheeky ex-Demon and now Docker goalsneak Jeff Farmer reminisces about his time at Melbourne. The title refers to an amusing incident which occurred after a 1997 game at Kardinia Park. The team bus had broken down, and the entire team, coaching staff, trainers, runners and waterboys, as well as two local girls David Schwarz had picked up in the car park, were forced to squeeze into a hastily-rented 20 seater Nissan minibus for the long drive back to Melbourne. Illustrated with candid photographs by the author.
Dacked Roach
By Kevin Bartlett
Cheeky former Tiger goalsneak Kevin Bartlett reminisces about his time at Richmond. The title refers to an amusing incident where Bartlett, always a practical joker, crept up behind Michael Roach and pulled down his shorts while the champion full forward was busy being interviewed by Drew Morphett after a training session during Grand Final week, 1980. Illustrated with candid photographs by the author.
Ken Loach
By Nathan Brown
Cheeky Bulldog goalsneak Nathan Brown reveals another facet of his character with this 350 page appreciation of the gritty 'social realist' film maker, Ken Loach. As well as providing a comprehensive film-by-filmsummary of Loach's career, Brown discusses his working-class upbringing and its influence on such films as Black Jack and Hidden Agenda, and gives a brief overview of his time as an 'angry young man' at the BBC. With anintroduction by team mate Steve Kretiuk.
Richard Hall
From: Tom Munro
The book that I would like to see written is one by a humble man Grant
Thomas. It would be a story of his rise from ignoble beginnings coaching a
country football club. How in a moment of crisis this man stepped up to help
his club. How when he took over the role, the football club was in crisis,
with young, talented men lacking confidence and direction. Yet although they
were and bruised by defeat Grant sensed the potential of these young men.
How he worked with them to build their confidence, how he welded them into a
team, a collection of individuals whose talents became greater as they
became part of a larger whole.
The book I would like to see is "How I coached the Saints for ten years and
won five premierships".
Claudia Jane Lawton
Jenny from Brunswicks cat
"Peter O'Sullivan"
Dear Coodabeens
Suggestion for a Footy Book
Title: GET STUFFED
After being dumped as Tiger coach at the end of season 1991
Kevin told the Tigers to GET STUFFED and has never returned.
This is much more than a book about football.
It's about a bitter and twisted man who can really hold a grudge.
Peter O'Sullivan
Damien Joyce
Slightly off tack I fear, but here goes;
Dermott Brereton, "I";
and here's a few other ideas for Ken Piesse to ghost;
Jason Dunstall, "Lead out, chest mark, kick a goal, kick a goal";
Ian Robertson, "Cover yourself in glory son";
Danny Frawley, "Yeah, nah";
Wayne from Wantirna, "I'll tell ya sumfin' fa nuffin";
that last one is lame I must admit
and finally
Fevola.B and Houlihan.R, "The Age Good Pubs Guide"
NB: I don't get the whole Matty Lappin joke as I never get to listen to the competition due to football commitments, but when I read the entries on the website everyone throws in his name with a wink and anudge. I'll be listening this week as there is no ammos footy, so maybe Simon if you couldgive me a quick explanation of this joke.
Damien Joyce, NORTH OLD BOYS
From: Russell Saunders
Author: Wayne Jackson Title: "Tractor and Farm Maintenance".
Description:
Author Details:
Jackson played 160 games at senior and seconds level with West Torrens in
South Australia and is a life member of the Woodville-West Torrens Football
Club. He coached the club from 1975 to 1979. He was general manager of
Thomas Hardy and Sons between 1977 and 1981 and managing director between
1981 and 1992. Jackson also has a Bachelor of Economics from Adelaide
University and is a Fellow of the Australian Society of Certified Practicing
Accountants. He was appointed business development director of BRL Hardy
after a merger and was managing director of the South Australian Brewing
Company between 1993 and 1996. Jackson served on the SANFL Commission
between 1990 and 1995 before being appointed to the AFL Commission in 1995.
He became the AFLÍs chief executive officer in 1996. What this has to do
with looking after a farm and farming machinery, we have absolutely no idea.
Bud, Jungle and Yobbo.
Russell Saunders
Paul Martin
When you think of football legends, names such as Ted Whitten, Jack Dyer, Garry Ablett, Ron Barassi
and Barnaby Todd spring to mind.
Carlton's famous son, Barnaby Todd, has just released a book his first book:
Blues - 21st. Century Blues.
Barnaby humorously reflects onthe past,
"Many years ago I remember a famous player explaining to me that before he ran down the race. He always stood aside to allow God to go first. I can also remember that on that particular day he also gave a singularly uninspired performance".
Bravelypoints the finger atthe present, in song,
"Is this a strange illusion, of chaos and confusion? Some people seem to be losing their way. What is there to strive for? Or keep alive for? Think he should just call it a day".
And maybe even gives us a peek into the future with,
"Hey, I can't play, butI know how to"
Regards,
From: "Treseder, Peter"
PRESS RELEASE
After years of abuse at the hands of competition entrants and other
Coodabeens, Simon Whelan has finally put many minds at ease with the release
of his new book "Whelan - In The Ears". The book's title, which plays on
the fact that Whelan has spent 20 odd years "in the ears" of loyal
Coodabeen's listeners, gives an insight into the tortured mind of the
competition "Godfather", who cops criticism for the decisions that he
anguishes over each week.
"It is great to finally put down in words the feelings behind the tension
that I go through each week". "I feel that I can now be recognised as a
true celebrity writer, thanks to the foreword by the respected, published
journalist Cheryl Critchley". "After reading my booking, I trust all
competition entrants will have a new insight into the way I judge the
competition each week". - Simon Whelan
"After reading the book nothing has changed my mind about Simon's disdain
for the bush" - "The Bush Battler"
"A great book by Simon Whelan, but I won't tell you about it" - Oliver
Kysela
"To me this book is like a dead animal on the side of the road, I didn't
want to look at it, but something inside me wanted to know what it was" -
Bob Crain
"A book I wish I could put my name to" - Helen Dimadenko
"Having known Simon for many years, there were no real surprises. His
confession that wit, talent or amusement plays no part in determining each
weeks winner was no surprise" - Stuart McArthur
"Having the book by the bedside really helped us to get to know each other"
- Greg & Sue Hoysted
"The horror that the writer of this book has had to endure is worst than any
I could create" - Stephen King
"If this book is over looked for it's great content, I am sure his next book
will be a top-seller, regardless of how good it is" - Doug Long (President
of ATCHEU - It's for you)
Peter Treseder
From: Mark Trescowthick Simon,
The Book : Toddler Taming
Mark Trescowthick
From: Darren Brookes
Simon, I can only think of one book worth reading this footy season and
it is entitled "I Was Robbed"
The blurb would read something like this
This fascinating read tells the tale of the reactions of Coodabeens
competition entrants and their constant reactions to providing superb,
precise and often humorous entries only to be disregarded by the
self-appointed competition demi-god Simon "lets pick a entry which has
nothing to with the topic and let it win" Whelan. Hear the cries of
anguish from entrants such as "Whelan, what does he know" and "no wonder
I can't win. I didn't go to his wedding". This delightful, wistful
commentary on today's premier sporting show competition provides a
realistic view from the ordinary footballing follower as to why he
consistently doesn't get a mention.
Darren Brookes
From: Philip CORNEL
Coming to all good book stores...a classic tale of a man and a dog.
Set two decades ago on a wintery Saturday afternoon at Waverley Park as the Maggies battled the Saints. This is a story of a troubled soul, remembered not for his 24 games and 5 goals but for one momentary loss of self control, venting of anger and lashing out at a weaker adversary. A rollercoaster of emotion, you'll be enthralled by this tale of misunderstanding, loyalty betrayed and, ultimately, regret.
After all these years, it's now time for his version.
Coming soon..."My Left Foot" by Doug Booth
Philip Cornell
David
Hi Simon and the Banks Street Eight
Trust you have all had a good week
I would like to see a book written about the Essendon Football Club by Darren "Doc" Weilden
entitled
"The Essendon Football Club And My Part In Its Success"
it would go something along these lines
Chapter One: Once upon a time in 1995 Kevin Sheedy spoke to me about joining the Bombers
Chapter Two: Essendon Football Club draft me to play in 1996.
Chapter Three:I arrive at the club and begin training
Chapter Four : Pre season I have a nasty accident coming out of an "establishment" in Kings street
and break my leg
Chapter Five: I get delisted at the end of 1996 having never played a game
THE END
cheers
David Bean
From: Travis Bull
The Secret Diary of Nick Reiwoldt Aged 17 and a Half - Nick Reiwoldt Published by Collins rrp. $14.95
This is a special insight into one of the AFL's most promising Up and comers. Join him in a day by Day account of his first AFL season. Laugh along with Nick as he confronts the most important issues in his busy life like pimples, schoolwork and of course trying to get a girlfriend.
Me and My Shadow (Various Authors) Published by Puffin Books rrp $12.95
A classic collection of short stories highlighting the relationship that Tony "Libba" Libratore has with many of the AFL's current day players. This book contains several colorful stories from players such as Knights, Powell, Crawford describing the very humorous ways in which Libba held a "very" close tag each of them.
Forward By Tony Libratore
Date: Fri, 07 Jun 2002 13:44:52 +1000
Title: What Have I Done This Time? The Jason Trianidis Story.
Author: Jason Trianidis
Blurb:
The ultimate scapegoat in the history of AFL, Jason tells what it is like to
have someone say to you "I know you got 34 touches again last week, but we
lost, and we think someone else could have done better with their 34
touches, or someone else's 13 touches this week would be more effective than
your 34 touches last week, or someone else probably would have got 35
touches last week, which may have been less effective than your 34 touches,
but it is one touch more nonetheless. Fact: Jason played more games than
John Georgiou, but received half the accolades - where is the justice you
ask? Find out in "What Have I Done This Time? The Jason Trianidis Story".
Foreward by Austinn McCrabb.
Oliver Kysela
Date: Fri, 07 Jun 2002 14:44:55 +1000
" Storm In A T-Shirt" by Tom Hafey : "When the President refused to publicly
throw his full support behind my appointment, I knew then that I wasn't
going to be sacked. I had no choice but to resign".
"Just A Mo' " by Tony Jewell : "I knew my time was up when Francis retired
at the end of the 1981 season. Who do you think the board would want to
coach the team...a bloke who struggled through 80 senior games or a legend
who starred in 300 of them?"
"The Crucifixion Of St Francis" by Francis Bourke : "From runner-up to tenth
position in one season. I realised it was time to return to the paper
round".
Press release : Kevin Bartlett refuses to write his autobiography until
certain people at the Richmond Football Club are no longer associated with
the club.
"From Sausage Sizzles To Saving Skins" by Allan Jeans : "What on Earth was I
thinking ? Thankfully my health intervened".
"Swooping North For Winter" by John Northey : "The club gave me a one word
answer when I asked why my contract was only extended for one
year...'Sheeds' ".
"Six Of The Best" by Robert Walls : "I should have known they'd never
forgive me for those goals in the 1972 Grand Final".
"From White Knight To White Maggot" by Jeff Gieschen : "I've gone from
coaching one team of blokes who are hated by their supporters after a loss,
to another group of blokes who are hated by all footy supporters after every
game".
And finally, coming to all good bookstores this Christmas...
"Potato Famine" by Danny Frawley : "After coaching my last win for the
season against the Eagles in round 8, I realised that my performance-based
contract was a mistake. Does anyone know Rod's 'phone number ?"
An ideal gift for all St Kilda supporters!
Andrew Walby
Date: Fri, 07 Jun 2002 14:38:52 +1000
Dear Simon,
Blah, blah, blah blah. Moan, moan, moan. Sook, sook, sook...enough
of the USUAL chit-chat and banter - here is my entry for this week.
Title: LAPPIN IT UP
Author: Matthew Lappin
Blurb:
Idolised by Carlton faithful for his goal kicking deeds and scorned by
millions for alleged celebrationary sojourns into University and Dry
Cleaners, Matthew Lappin has experienced AFL football's roller coaster
ride. By reading this honest portrayal of his life, one will gain an
appreciation for Matthew Lappin the court jester, the philosopher, the
philanthropist, the dreamer and the lover.
You will cry with Matthew as he recalls being dropped from his beloved
St.Kilda. You will share his heart-ache and disappointment at not being
selected for the 2000 AFL All-Star team. You will laugh at his blurred
recollection of his one and only night at University.
If you are an 18 to 21 hot blooded Australian male, then you are sure to
love 'LAPPIN IT UP'.
Proudly brought to you by the same publisher as "SATURDAY NIGHT FEVOLA".
Glenn Smooker
Date: Fri, 07 Jun 2002 15:03:54 +1000
Sacked Coach: The Prequel, by Malcolm Blight
Sacked Clubs: Recovering from Malcolm Blight
Sacked Coach 2, by Malcolm Blight
On the Road 2, by Tony Modra
Regards,
Date: Fri, 07 Jun 2002 15:14:19 +1000
Author --- Jim O'Dea
Title --- Copping it Sweet
Blurb --- Jim O'Dea laments the demise of Victorian Police Officers
playing A.F.L football,
he recalls the great champions "Yabby" Jeans, Big Rex
Hunt and Emmet "The Plod" Dunn.
Were are the young rookies of today, has the force gone
soft?
In his final chapter entitled "The Greening of
Australia" he also poses the question , what's
happened to the biffo behind the play?
Review ---"A great read, how many flags would we have won today if
Scanlon, Kennedy and Lonigan
weren't cut down in their prime" MANSFIELD TIMES
Date: Fri, 07 Jun 2002 15:50:11 +1000
"Sea Eagle" by Craig Turley (in conjunction with Geoff Poulter)
Date: Fri, 07 Jun 2002 16:19:52 +1000
The Book:
TheTroubles of Timmy
The Author:
Uncle Jack, Ghosted by the family's one time legal representative Simon
Whelan (like Rumpole and the Timson family)
The Blurb:
A tragic story, but one that has to be told, the story of "Little Timmy".
The life of Little Timmy as told by one of the few people who loved and
understood him, his "Uncle Jack". Many would say "Little Timmy" was doomed
from birth to leave a life with no future what-so-ever. The life of a
Collingwood Supporter.
By the way, the story is also about haw this boy never grows up.
The Reviews:
Chopper Reid
"A bloody good read, well bloody good audio tape anyway. I know the
family well, good Collingwood supporters all of them. A tragic story ...
touched me like a knife through the heart."
Fay Pettingill (Victor Peirce's mum)
"I've adopted this boy. I treat him just like one of my one sons.
I'll see nothing else un-toward happens to him. What a story, reminded me a
bit of that bubble boy in Seinfeld."
Eddie McGuire
"In my eyes Little Timmy will always be six feet tall."
The kid from "A Beautiful Mind"
"Hey Timmy, whats your phone number, we can swap stories."
Regards
Michael Fry
Date: Sat, 08 Jun 2002 01:02:15 +1000 (EST)
Mullet by Warrick Capper
Karen Smith
Date: Fri, 07 Jun 2002 17:50:10 +1000
My million dollar mistake - Malcolm Blight.
Also in the series ...
Short Term Goals - Francis Bourke, Kevin Bartlett, Allan Jeans, John
Northey. Countless coaches tell of their quick arrivals and faster
departures from Tigerland.
Full Backing of the Board - Robert Walls. A moving tale about the hurt
Wallsy felt when he heard club presidents talk about him like that on radio.
In the Line of Fire - Rodney Eade. A work in progress.
Jeff (from Kilsyth) Salton
Date: Fri, 07 Jun 2002 06:55:49 -0400 (EDT)
Hi Simon,
I believe that following the well documented criticism of the Carlton
recruiting policy, Shane O'Sullivan's book "My Biggest Recruiting Error"
would make excellent reading.
"We recruited him to be our captain, our leader of the team," says Shane.
"Unfortunately, he hasn't shown the form he displayed at his previous club
and the load hasn't been evenly spread across the list. Trent Hotton has
failed to lead by example and left it to Matty Lappin (bonus points) to show
the way to young Fevola, Houlihan and co."
Cheers,
Nathan Sims
Kevin Hoey
Got the goalkicking yipes? Are you confused by Peter Daicos' Goal Master footy instructions? Do you have nightmares about goalposts? Then get "Goalkicking for Dummies", written by Professor Brian Taylor withÊhelpful forward and introduction by both Robert WallsÊand Bernie Quinlan.
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It teaches you in easy to follow language and pictures the basics to becoming a great goalkicker- maybe even a Coleman Medalist.
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"I was having a real shocker a while ago but now with Goalkicking for Dummies, and the fact that I'm being played at centre half-back, has helped my game a great deal." C. Grant.
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Also in the '''...for Dummies" range is "Coaching for Dummies" by Sheedy and Blight and "Umpiring for Dummies"by Johnnie Harvey. Footballs sold seperately.
Kevin Hoey
From: Christopher Hardie
Rather than the "Sacked Coach - Life, football, death", I believe we could tell the story of Damian Drum (or MANY others) more precisely with the title "Backed Coach - Life, Football, the full confidence and backing of the board, Death."
How about "None from Eleven - My shot at the big time." by Alan McConnell. Re-live the death throws of the Fitzroy Football Club from the coaches perspective. Features a gut wrenching introduction by Scott "Can't bowl, can't throw" Muller.
Sure to hit the market any day now is "The Bike, The Bench, The Boroughs; then Back to the Bush. - Tony Lockett, Season 2002." Of special note is Chapter 3 titled: "He marks, he plays-on, he kicks a goal!"; where Tony gives us an in-depth description of all those personal 2002 highlights. Plugger pulls no punches and has simply penned, "Just read the bloody title, and move to chapter four."
Regards
Chris Hardie.
PS You may recall I can quite close to winning last week with my "Stay in the driveway with your engine turned off trophy" entry; personally, of course, I would never dream of questioning the sanctity of the position of competition judge. However a few people I met during the week did have something to say. I ran into Idi-Amin in the queue at the supermarket, he said, 'What was going on last week. It's almost as though he changing the rules whenever he pleases.' As I was lining up at the ATM, Mean Gene Oakland happened to be behind me, he called last weeks competition, 'The greatest injustice he's seen, in or out of the ring, in over 30 years.'
Jonathan P Hall
ÊAVAILABLE NOW!
FROM THE DICKENSIAN SECTION OF THE ST KILDA FOOTBALL CLUB BOOKSTORE
LATEST BESTSELLER!
A Tale of Two Cities by Tony Lockett.ÊThis classic story of a tormented man opens with one of the most famous sentences in all of literature.ÊÒIt was the best of times, it was the worst of times; I won the Brownlow, St Kilda was crap.ÓÊSo begins the strange tale of last century that weaves its way through the 80s and into the 90s, following the sometimes glorious, sometimes tragic, always intriguing life of the greatest goalkicker of them all.ÊIn the dramatic climax to the book, Plugger finally makes the decision that will give him inner peace, and moves to Sydney.ÊÒIt is a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done before, (apart from throwing a crutch at a reporter); a far, far better place I go than I have ever gone before.Ó
Next MonthÕs New Release Ð Great Expectations by Malcolm Blight.
Jon Hall
Representing the Movement to have George Young Canonized
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Date: Mon Jun 03, 2002 12:23:30 PM Australia/Sydney
"Bugger me" I remarked in my fluent grasp of the English language to Lord Geoffrey, who was busy organising my substantial pay packet.
"Whoa Wazza" said Lord Geoffrey, a most excellent and prudent comment. I silently congratulated his taste in pink cars and decor.
"Shall we take a ride in the new chopper?" the Lord inquired.
"Hmm" I replied, not even dignifying such a question with a response as he knew I'd be stoked to fly over the new domain of the Swans. Lord Geoffrey hung his head at his lack of judgement.
Piling into the low slung but very sexy pink sports coupe driven to the heli pad by the luscious blonde in tight skirt and white boots we managed to sneak in a conversation about my match payments and the upcoming mortgage on my love nest. Once confirmed that the full for- ward position was mine for as long as those white boots fitted and the cheques would not bounce any higher than I could, we took a spin in the chopper; it was neat; and made it back to the mansion in time to watch the sunset and spontaneously engage in some pre match drinking followed by a night of debauchery although I wasn't sure exactly what that meant at the time! It was grouse anyway!
Date: Mon Jun 03, 2002 03:45:48 PM Australia/Sydney
Another expose from a former blue who misses the
chase, biff and hit of the footy.
Harmes lambasts the hapless blues and outlines
what the current undisciplined Carlton team needs
to do if it is serious about ever adding anymore
silver ware to the trophy cabinet. He offers a
unique perspective FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE
BOUNDARY LINE.
A candid reflection on the future of the AFL.
Good cans video replay and ignoring doomsayers
predictions, Good epitomises that unique
Kangaroos spirit North supporters believe will
see them kick on long after other more
accomplished clubs have finished playing.
(In an AFL website poll this title was given a
93% approval rating)
*disclaimer-AFL website now sponsored by Channel
9
Date: Mon Jun 03, 2002 05:12:31 PM Australia/Sydney
Will he find the sweet success that only comes in a
full season? Will he be over-powered by the lies of
Taggs, Smotherer and their nasty leader "McGuile" to
be lured into the darkness of the Woods? Or, once
again, will he fall at the final hurdle? The turns and
twists will keep you rivited until the end.
Benalla Victoria
Date: Mon Jun 03, 2002 08:11:59 PM Australia/Sydney
I sit before the machine a shattered man. Two weeks without a mention.
I'll have to TAGHLAM.
In circumstances such as this, it is normal for the club coach or some
other "authority" figure within the club to mention that everyone in the
club is under review from the president to the bootstudder. Well, I want
these bootstudders to become accountable. I think we need a group
autobiography from the 16 club bootstudders. It could be a vaguely
pornographic tale (What the studder saw) or a suspense and spy thriller
(The studs we threw out in the cold). We could even go for the highly
technical version (Moulded, cleat or screw in? With a foreword by Gerard
Healy). In any case it would be nice to put names and faces to the men
responsible for all those anguished moments when your star player slips
at the crucial moment and either misses a sitter or lets in a shocker at
the other end.
Date: Tue Jun 04, 2002 09:03:54 AM Australia/Sydney
Date: Tue Jun 04, 2002 11:43:15 AM Australia/Sydney
by Kevin Bartlett
blurb: The Rapacious Roos an encapsulation of the grandeur and glory of the Sherrin-spinning Shinboners during their halcyon epoch -
spawned in 1900 three score and ten and culminating in the penultimate year of our bicentennial span.
by Sam Kekovich
blurb: it was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was thirsty times, for me Ôn Jack (matter of fact IÕve got one now).
by Matty Lappin
Date: Tue Jun 04, 2002 12:03:04 PM Australia/Sydney
Date: Tue Jun 04, 2002 04:08:51 PM Australia/Sydney
(Co-written by Casper, the friendly ghost writer)
Trish Elliott, Traralgon
Date: Tue Jun 04, 2002 04:10:10 PM Australia/Sydney
Although new to this game I have learned that if you want to win this thing
you've first got to have a complaint. So, first a complaint. When I wrote "
h E p p e n I meant " h E p p e n" and not " h A p p e n " as pronounced
by you last week. So, the winner of Fremantle / Saints games is awarded the
'Rachel Hunter Pantene Cup' because " it wont hEppen overnight but it will
hEppen ". A little more attention to detail please Simon !
Author - Stephen Kernahan. Title - " MULLET CAPTAIN ( bad hair and
champions )"
Learn how inspirational and record breaking Carlton skipper Stephen Kernahan
kept an outdated and bad haircut throughout his career as a means to toughen
his mental approach to the game. " At first I was a little hurt by the
taunts", he reveals, " but I came to learn that withstanding the taunts
just made me stronger."
Read his interesting insights into other champions with bad hair including
buddha Hocking, Danny Southern, Vin Cattogio and many more. " Take Neil
Balme for example ", he writes. " In his halcyon days at Richmond Balmey had
a shocking mullet , and boy was he TOUGH ! But look at him now , he's got
normal hair and he's become a big cuddly teddy bear who hands out hugs
instead of haymakers."
A must read that reveals the secrets behind a champion and explains why it
is that Captain Kernahan is being fast - tracked up the Carlton hierachy.
From: Clifford Lobb
From: Williamstown and Western Jets Football Clubs
Date: Sun, 02 Jun 2002 07:27:11 -0400 (EDT)
Billie, affable Coffee shop owner. Runs Hot doughnut van on weekends and is club fundraiser
Bobby, wily local Pub and motel owner, played by an older gentleman, now club president
Ronnie, gifted young footballer, and knockabout young lad constantly in trouble for stealing Billie's hot doughnutsv
Gazza, mate of Ronnie's, also quite a good footballer,often under the gaze of the local constabulary for playful high-jinks.v
Sam, ex champion, now urbane international Playboy, made his fortune in the media. Returned to his birthplace to put his stamp on the local nightclub scene. Unpopular down at the club as forever misleading young players into trouble, esp. Ronnie and Gazza
Leigh, slick imported player, dresses in black. Highest paid player at club but is he to be trusted with the proceeds of the Friday night raffle, run by Billie?
Polly, hero to the boys for his past football prowess, now fallen on hard times. Runs doughnut van for Billie when Billie is busy with raffles.
Tom, writes himself into the book as coach.
Date: Wed Jun 05, 2002 12:28:16 PM Australia/Sydney
Date: Wed Jun 05, 2002 12:41:42 PM Australia/Sydney
Cheryl Critchley.
Date: Wed Jun 05, 2002 02:54:39 PM Australia/Sydney
Date: Wed Jun 05, 2002 09:17:53 PM Australia/Sydney
A book which I heard was soon to be released and which I am looking forward to reading both as a parent and a spectator sport enthusist is NICKNAMES- HOW TO DEVELOPE, USE AND APPLY NICKNAMES FOR SPORT, MARKETING AND PROMOTION - A Training Manual for Parents, Coaches and Budding Sports Stars.
"....at the Temple nicknames are essential because variety is the seasoning of life especially if you all look, sound and act the same." Think about that!
Bob the Yank
Date: Wed Jun 05, 2002 11:31:54 PM Australia/Sydney
ATCHEU (see my entry last week) has doubled in size this week with the addition of a new member.
ATCHEU On The Move.
A story about: To be advised below. Try to guess as the clues come.
Author: I think we should bring back Frank Sinatra for this one.
Write Guess number 1 here:
(but I prove that being handsome is not essential!)
Write Guess number 2 here:
Write Guess number 3 here:
Write Guess number 4 here:
Write Guess number 5 here:
Did you guess?
Will Covie guess?
Now go back and read the line about spoiling the party.
Author:Kevin Bartlett
Blurb:Richmond games record holder.
5 time Richmond Premiership Player.
5 time Richmond Best and Fairest.
2nd on Richmond's all time goal kicking list.v
Richmond Team of the Century.
Richmond Coach 1988 - 1991.
-A detailed, overly complicatedandoften incomprehensible account of everythingto do withfootball from our very own John Madden/Ken Venturi. The way he uses himself and his "5 time day and night premiership career" (TM)to explain absolutely everything he writes is a touch a genius. My favourite chapters are "Yep, good spot up" and "51% of the time clubs go to the left on a kick in." A must for any person who is serious about their ball by foot (translated-a must for any footy fan).
- JD exposes his secret to goal kicking (with apologies to the Music Men).
- Robbo and his best covering themselves in glory moments. The chapter on young kids who kick running goals that seal the game late in the last quarter is an absolute rip snorter.
- Spud sets the record straight.
- Wayne hit new book, available free of charge at any good book store.
-A warts and all account of the good pubs in Melbourne. The foreword by MATTY LAPPIN is worth the price of the book alone.
Date: Thu Jun 06, 2002 04:40:17 PM Australia/Sydney
Wayne Jackson shows us the fundamentals of Tractor and Farm Maintenance.
This book includes vital information such as driving and towing safety,
useful tools required when stuck in a paddock and how to inspect machinery
from different angles. Wayne also outlines new strategies for farming such
as sheep equalisation where the large farms distribute some of their income
to smaller farms to keep them afloat and auction concessions when buying
sheep interstate. Wayne also outlines his close working relationship with
Jim-Bob Demetriou,his trusty farm assistant. It's Jim-Bob's task to act as
spokesman for the farm when dealing with the local newspaper on
sheep-related issues. Dealing with local reporters used to be Wayne's role,
however, in recent years he has stepped back from this task to give Jim-Bob
a higher profile in the local area, and to ultimately fulfil his succession
plan by having Jim-Bob take over the running of the farm when Wayne
retires.This truly is a must read book.
Paul "with apologies to tommy g and noel coward" Martin.
Date: Fri Jun 07, 2002 09:48:54 AM Australia/Sydney
The Author : Mark "Bomber" Thompson
The Blurb : "Bomber's" illustrious career as Essendon premiership captain
did nothing to prepare him for the realities of life as an AFL senior coach.
This, "Bomber's" first book, documents the often painful, sometimes funny
but always moving process as he comes to grips with life, children and the
three adults in the Geelong team.
But more than this, "Bomber" documents for the first time The Process
required to manage a team where the average age is fourteen and player
payments are more often than not made in chocolate gold coins.
A book not to be missed!
The David Mensch Action Faction
Date: Fri Jun 07, 2002 10:00:41 AM Australia/Sydney
Date: Fri Jun 07, 2002 12:23:00 PM Australia/Sydney
Date: Fri Jun 07, 2002 12:29:45 PM Australia/Sydney
From: KyselaO
From: "Walby, Andrew"
From: "Smooker, Glenn"
Matthew Lappin has experienced the ultimate highs and lows of being an
AFL footballer and in a truly heroic effort, he opens his heart and sole
to provide the reader with an in-depth view of the inner man.
From: Bernard_M_McInerney@national.com.au
The year 1981, the winter of Ian Botham and the Headingly Test Match. The
last playing coach is sacked by North Melbourne and replaced by a Jedi
Knight called Barry Cable. He summons the force and kicks a bag of goals.
Now in paperback, listen to the club presidents of Woodville, Geelong and
Adelaide as they deal with rejection from a man who couldn't give a rat's
toss bag.
The first million dollar coach was sacked by the club who saw him as a
saviour. This book is about more than football and takes us on a journey
one rung at a time of how to abuse a team from atop a ladder. Includes 10%
discount voucher from Geelong Ladder Company. Foreword by Damian Drum.
The Aussie Jack Kerouac,Tony Modra, hits the road from Fremantle in a surf
safari around Australia. Join Tony and his winnebago as he leaves Fremantle
for the Margaret River and goes no further. Map and CD-Rom of surf footage
included. Watch out for the soon to be released film with Guy Pearce as
Tony Modra, Bryan Brown as Malcolm Blight and Damian Drum appearing as
himself.
Bernie McInerney
From: Patrick McCarthy
From: Clarke Gary
" I was running late for training, after just dropping off my best mates
Micky Smith and Dave Captainne from a day of awsome surfing. Meanwhile
Mick Malthouse and Woosha were urgently called away from the ground to
attend an impromptu meeting about a mile away. I finally reached training
and the team manager said to me,
"Your late! Whats the excuse!?" I explained
that I had to go out of my way to drop off Mick and Captainne, and thats
why I'm late. With that he apologised for his questioning and thanked me for my
assistance. I didn't know it at the time but I put it over him. Later on we all had a
good laugh about this one over
a few beers.
Gary Clark
From: Fry Michael
From: karensmith@datafast.net.au
This is a story of a man who conquered Sydney from the goal square, and in
the process became a pop sensation. Plus Warrick exclusively tells of the
pain of being chased out of Sydney to play where the mullet was still in
fashion.
From: Jeff Salton
Malcolm Blight (Stan Alves or insert name here) was sacked in controversial
circumstances as coach of the St. Kilda Football Club. But this is much more
than a book about football. It is the real story of an amazing man. Malcolm
(Stan) talks straight from the heart about what REALLY matters in all our
lives - MONEY.
And Malcolm (Stan) found out in the most awful circumstances, when his
contract was cut short. Malcolm Blight (Stan) shares with us how to come
through such times - and still find life can be a joy, with loads of money
(fun) and good times - and a cushy media job.
Surprise - Damian Drum Damian tells of committing the cardinal sin of
coaching ie: returning late from lunch and finding out that everyone but you
knows you've been sacked. "Oh, well, the sun will still come up tomorrow."
From: Sportslover82405@aol.com
Date: Sat Jun 08, 2002 12:21:25 AM Australia/Sydney